sckawaii:

Free candy pattern - Super Cute Design

error888:

Young Japanese maiko in kimono. From an original 1920s-30s gelatin silver print. Photographer unknown. [666x1024] - Imgur

eliounora:

side-eye your travel companion and contemplate spending an eternity together

chipper-smol:

foxgirlchanger:

chipper-smol:

chipper-smol:

Werefox brainrot

op i hope you realize the implications of making this around the time tamamo-no-mae, a fox spirit, broke out of her stone

cazort:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

lyricwritesprose:

spiletta42:

ragnell:

danbensen:

exxos-von-steamboldt:

ralfmaximus:

moogloogle:

ralfmaximus:

tobaeus:

ralfmaximus:

nyxetoile:

antibutch:

thats a valid question

A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.

1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?

The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.

Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).

So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.

Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.

How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count.

Osnap what an excellent question.

Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.

4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.

Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

@danbensen

Full Metal Eucharist

The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr

This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know.

I would say, “Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus,” but under the circumstances …

@brattylikestoeat

Join a Protestant denomination that uses actual loaves bread and is generous with them and you can get more body of Christ faster. Even with less frequent communions. Once a month can be more if you break off a nice juicy chunk of the body of Christ.

lady-of-the-spirit:

lady-of-the-spirit:

Favourite thing: When a character finds out just how badly someone they care about has suffered and you can see the immediate shift from shock/horror into a fierce, protective anger.

Especially:

The initial look of shock turns to horror. Then the full weight of what they’ve discovered hits them - their friend has been hurt. Someone has hurt them.

Their eyes narrow. Fury burns in their eyes, absolute unforgiving.

“Who did this to you?”

eggdrawsthings:

Still have not known peace since that time I saw @frenchublog’s onion head Grogu o(-( thank you for being a genius Fren 😌💕

smorelull:

IM GONNA CRY

sleepyminyard:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.